Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Is this what u called SEX??

At the begining of world's creation,men n women were not as they r nw; there was only 1 being,who was rather short,with a body and a neck with 2 faces lukin in diffrnt directions.It was as if 2 creatures had been glued bak 2 bak,with 2 sets of sex organs,4 legs n 4 arms.
The Greek Gods were however jealous,bcoz dis creature wid its 2 faces it ws always vigilant n cudnt b taken by surprise; n its 4 legs meant it cud stand or walk for longer periods widout tiring. Even more dangerous was dat dis creature had 2 sets of sex organs n so needed no1 else in order 2 continue reproducing.
ZEUS, d supreme lord of Olympus said,"I have a plan 2 make dese mortals lose sum of their strength." And he cut d creature in 2 with a lightning bolt, thus creating man n woman. This greatly increased d population of d world and at d same time disorientd n weakened its inhabitants,bcoz now they had 2 search for their lost half n embrace it, n, in dat embrace again their former strength,their ability to avoid betrayal n d stamina 2 walk 4 longer periods n 2 widstand hardwork. That embrace in wich d 2 bodies re-fuse to becum 1 again one again is wat we call "SEX".

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